I’ve been challenged by Humpty Dumpty, the accident-prone cyborg of many pieces, to post a picture every day for 10 days of somebody I’d like to push off the wall. No explanations, no captions, no one-liners. No thoughtful reflections, no essays, no written words of any kind – with the exception of these words, which will undoubtedly appear at the top of my image every day.
Furthermore, no complaints or silly anecdotes about what it’s like to be in Covid-19 lockdown on Day 80 in India.
Additionally, thou shalt not post any emoji, especially the smiley face with sunglasses, or any other digitally-modified representation of a human emotion.
In conclusion, just a picture, and nothing else (once again, except for these words).
The small print at the bottom of this document, in font size 6 SP:
A blood and urine sample will also be collected, along with your signature on Humpty Dumpty’s release form, stating that you will not hold all the King’s horses, and all the King’s men, liable in the unlikely accident resulting in but not limited to, vomiting fits, sporadic and explosive diarrhea outbreaks, freak decapitation, and naturally, unexpected falls from walls – as a result of participating in aforementioned challenge.